Kill The Lights

xamag-homestuck:

The Birthday Massacre - “Kill the Lights”

Darkleer broke his bow in two and vowed never to use one to kill another troll again when he let the Disciple go. That’s why all of Equius’s bows break when he tries to use them.

((OMG Fun times))

▲: HeyI’m on top of things at the moment, would you like to be one of them???????? :::;)▼: wHOA, wHAT,▲: Oh Taaaaaaaavros▼: hI VRISKA, uH, wHAT’S UP WITH THAT, kIND OF, sTRANGE GREETING?▲: Oh, wouldn’t you like to know!!!!!!!! :::;)▼: uM, wELL, yES, tHAT’S WHY I ASKED„,▲: I’m trying to be mysterious and alluring, and you’re ruining it!!!!!!!! >::::(▼: oH, i’M SORRY, }:(▼: hOW AM I SUPPOSED TO, uH, rEACT?▲: Ugh! Just, please, try and be sexy.▲: Well, technically, you already are……..▲: :::;)▼: wOW, oKAY, i’LL TRY BUT—wHOA, wHAT?▼: i DON’T THINK SEXY IS REALLY AN, aCCURATE DESCRIPTOR, fOR ME,▲: Well I definatly do!!!!!!!!▼: uM, wOW, tHANK YOU„,oR, iS THAT NOT A SEXY THING TO SAY?▼: uH, i MEANT, i KNOW, bABY, }B)▲: That’s better :::;)▼: cOOL, uH, bUT I’M PROBABLY NOT QUITE AS GOOD, aS YOU ARE, aT THE SEXY THING, i THINK,▼: }:(▲: No, you’re doing fine▼: rEALLY? oKAY, uH, lET ME SEE„,▼: uM, iF I SAID I WANT YOUR BODY NOW, wOULD YOU HOLD IT, aGAINST ME? }B)▲: Is that Britney?▲: Anyway, no. No I wouldn’t.▼: hMM, oKAY, uH,▼: hEY, bABY, wANNA SEE SOMETHING SWELL? };)▼: uH, iF IT’S NOT CLEAR, i’M USING WORDPLAY, aND THE WORD SWELL IS A, uH, dOUBLE-ENTENDRE IN THIS CONTEXT,▲: Oh, I understand…….. :::;)▼: wAS THAT GOOD? }:)▲: Yes. Veryyyyyyyy good.▼: rEALLY? wOW, cOOL,▼: i THOUGHT, i WOULD BE KIND OF TERRIBLE AT THIS, }:/▲: No, you’re doing well▼: uHH, nICE LEGS, wHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN?▲: Hahahaha▼: iS THERE AN END GOAL HERE? bECAUSE, i AM PROBABLY GOING TO RUN OUT OF PICK-UP LINES, sINCE I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW THAT MANY,▲: Just keep going until you run out.▼: uH, wELL, iF YOU SAY SO„,▼: hEY, uH, bABY, yOU DROPPED SOMETHING,▼: mY JAW,▲: Oh wow.▲: Use that one next time. :::;)▼: hAHA, rEALLY? oKAY, nOTED,▼: uM, iS THAT A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET?▼: bECAUSE I CAN REALLY, sEE MYSELF IN YOUR PANTS,▲: Oh▲: My▲: Gog.▲: This is the best……..▼: uHH, iS YOUR NAME WINTER?▼: bECAUSE, yOU’RE GOING TO BE, uM, cOMING SOON,▲: Taaaaaaaavros!!!!!!!!▼: sORRY, tHAT WAS PRETTY GROSS, }:(▲: Kinda……..▼: uH, dO YOU HAVE A BAND-AID?▼: bECAUSE I JUST, sCRAPED MY KNEE, fALLING FOR YOU,▲: Aw Pupa!!!!!!!! But you’ll need more than a band-aid……..▼: hEY, i JUST REALIZED THIS, bUT, yOU LOOK A LOT LIKE MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND,▼: tHAT’S IT, i’M OUT OF LINES, hAHA„▲: I have one.▲: Wanna fuck????????▲: That one usuallyyyyyyyy works :::;)▼: wOW, rEALLY? hOW MANY TIMES HAS IT, uH, wORKED FOR YOU? }:O▲: Uh……..if you say yes then……..▲: Once▼: hAHA,▼: wAIT, wHAT?▼: aRE YOU, aCTUALLY ASKING?▲: Yessssssss▼: oH„,▼: wHOA,▼: „„„„„„„„„,▼: cOOL, }B)▲: I want an answer, Pupa!!!!!!!!▼: hMMMM,▼: wELL,▲: Answer me!!!!!!!!▼: yEAH, uH, wHY NOT,▼: bUT, i DID„,??▼: dIDN’T YOU SEE?▼: uH, vRISKA, cAN YOU SEE ME AT ALL?▼: ((omg fuck hgakjdhga hello?? sobbu tavros said yes!! nooooo this was fun why is trollmegle derping on me))▼: ((ugh if by any chance you’re able to see this, i’m sorry!!! it was really fun talking with you, you’re a really fun vriska, bye! ;~;))

homestuckheadspastedontothings:

fuckyeahmspagifs:

i’m scared.

”BUT WHY AREN’T YOU A HOMOSEXUAL, JOHN.”

xamag-homestuck:

Since I have to upload something…

Kawaii shoujo trolls uguuu~ =^_^=

So I went shopping today

sowah:

and I think there is something wrong with my brain. 
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